


iKill Carly Monsters

by 90Freak



Category: iCarly
Genre: Fantasy, Humor
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2011-05-25
Updated: 2011-06-02
Packaged: 2015-01-30 11:53:47
Rating: K+
Chapters: 2
Words: 331
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7022064/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2888478/90Freak
Summary: WARNING- Weird. Sam and Freddie fight evil Carlys that try to kill them. FRIENDSHIP Seddie, not love.





	1. Chapter 1

"2 Smoothies?" T-Bo asked Sam and I.

"You guessed it." Sam told him.

"So where's Carly?" T-Bo asked me.

"Dunno." I replied. "I'm gonna call Carly, Sam." Sam rolled her eyes. Ever since we made up, she's been hanging out with me, not Carly. We hadn't seen Carly in at least a week.

"Hey, Carly. Where are you?" I asked.

"" A shaky voice replied on the phone.

"Sam, Carly doesn't have a signal." I reported.

"Oh, too bad. Lets see a movie." Sam said.

"Why are you two not friends? iCarly is tomorrow night, so you better shape up." I told her.

"Here are the smoothies, one Blueberry Blitz, one Strawberry Splash." T-Bo handed us the smoothies.

"Freddie, you pay." Sam said, walking to a table.

"Of course." I mumbled. I handed T-Bo 5 bucks and ran to Sam's seat. I had brought my laptop.

"Sam, check out this iCarly Playlist on SplashFace. 'Stupid Moments'. By…NevKidHacker19." I told Sam.

"Sounds like Nevil. 'Nev' 'Nevil' " Sam pointed out.

"Your computer has 'Carly Hauntage Virus.' Please fix it." The computer's robotic voice said.

"What was that?" Carly popped out. CARLY WAS HAUNTING ME AND SAM!


	2. iFlare Guns

Sam whacked Carly in the face. But 20 more Carly monsters popped up.

"What the heck?" I asked. "Carly is haunting us!"

"No duh! Punch them!" Sam commanded. I knew none of them could be real Carlys, so I kicked them all until they vanished.

"This is weird!" Sam yelled.

"YEAH!" I yelled. T-Bo took out a flare gun to gibve to the Carly monsters. HE WAS HELPING THEM! Sam and I ran out of Groovy Smoothie, freaked out. Flares shot at me and Sam, and we dodged. Suddenly, a sign came up.

END OF ROAD.

"We're dead." I declared. Until Sam caught a flare and shot it at the Carly monsters! They all exploded.

"YES!" I yelled. But….one of them WAS Carly.


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